Wednesday, April 1, 2009

I Would Like to Know...

8. I would like to know what my face looks like at age 70 weather I live to be that age or not.

7. I would like to know why Suzanne Somers keeps writing books and more importantly, why people keep buying them.

6. I would like to know if there is such a thing as Super AIDS and how Ann Coulter can contract it.

5. I would like to know if Brett Michaels will ever find true love...I'm starting to get worried.

4. I would like to know sign language so I can communicate with apes.

3. I would like to know if God knew what he was doing when he created Nadya Suleman.

2. I would like to know algebra.

1. I would like to know what any children I might have in the future look like, just in case I need to change my mind about having them.

4 comments:

Mike said...

Not sure "super AIDS" is bad enough for Ann. Maybe death by road rash?

Adrianne said...

Good one....we could somehow combine the two. Road rash then dipped into a vat of Super AIDS...sound good?

ahh bear said...

I hope that Bret NEVER finds love because I can't stop laughing when I watch ROL or ROLB!!

Adrianne said...

Good point Amanda...I'm looking forward to the fourth installment. Did you catch the premiere episode of "Daisy of Love"? I did. :)