7. Break and bake cookies -You're not fooling anyone with these. They'll never taste like homemade goodness. Love is the most important ingredient you know.
6. Febreeze -Spraying an unknown concoction of various chemicals on your clothes will not mask the scent of crotch rot. Trust me, I know.
5. Snuggies -The holidays are coming up and I urge all who read this to not buy one of these as a "gag gift". You'll just be making it worse. Plus the beautiful afghan that Grandma knitted for you will be collecting dust in the closet...shame on you Snuggie.
4. The egg wave -Really?
3. Stick lights -Buy a fucking flashlight!!!!
2. Post-it note dispensers -Because the Earth needs more plastic.
1. Scented garbage bags -Quite possibly the most inane product ever created. So instead of your kitchen smelling of rotten eggs and dirty diapers. Your kitchen can smell like rotten eggs, dirty diapers and Springtime freshness.
DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY!!!!
