7. Break and bake cookies -You're not fooling anyone with these. They'll never taste like homemade goodness. Love is the most important ingredient you know.
6. Febreeze -Spraying an unknown concoction of various chemicals on your clothes will not mask the scent of crotch rot. Trust me, I know.
5. Snuggies -The holidays are coming up and I urge all who read this to not buy one of these as a "gag gift". You'll just be making it worse. Plus the beautiful afghan that Grandma knitted for you will be collecting dust in the closet...shame on you Snuggie.
4. The egg wave -Really?
3. Stick lights -Buy a fucking flashlight!!!!
2. Post-it note dispensers -Because the Earth needs more plastic.
1. Scented garbage bags -Quite possibly the most inane product ever created. So instead of your kitchen smelling of rotten eggs and dirty diapers. Your kitchen can smell like rotten eggs, dirty diapers and Springtime freshness.
DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY!!!!
1 comment:
First of all, I like Fabreeze and I use it a lot, yet I can't help but get the feeling that it makes your fabrics more flammable by degrees each time you spray it on, so someday I am going to be lying on my comforter taking a nap in a sunbeam focused through the window and I am going to spontaneously combust. However, I totally agree about most of these, particularly the Snuggie. I hate to say it but it can be summed up best by Larry the Cable Guy who said "If you are too stupid to operate a blanket, you propbably deserve to be cold from time to time." I can't agree more. Keep up the good work!
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