Really bad haircuts from my past...(aka the most self-indulgent post ever.)

Everyone I know has pictures from their younger years with wonderfully bad hairstyles. Lucky for you I've decided to share some real doozies from my past...these pictures reveal not only that I was quite the risk taker when it came to my hair but also what a painfully awkward child I was. Enjoy and feel free to share your own hair horror stories!

8. Sixth grade. I believe I was taking a cue from Six on "Blossom" here.
7. Seventh grade. This unfortunate hair decision led to me getting the nickname "Poodle" from a boy in my Lit class. I remember chasing him into the bathroom and kicking him in the balls for making fun of me. Good times!
6. Bridget Fonda in "Single White Female".
5. My attempt to copy the Jennifer Aniston "Rachel" hairdo of the mid-nineties and failing miserably.
4. I call this one "Lesbian Goth".
3. During my "Prince Valiant" phase.
2. The grandaddy of them all. Check out the chin on that kid. Like my winter coat?
1. This is what my hair looks like now and has looked for years...this gives you something to compare all the really shitty haircuts too I guess. God, I feel like such an attention whore today! Validate me!